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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:34 pm    Post subject: Classifieds Reply with quote

I know we like to embelish in these on and off so here is finally a spot to put them. Post up Classified Ads that are just not normal...
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saskatchewan, Canada
Found on Kijiji.com

OFFERING: A 24 year old female to go to a good home. Parents are looking to get rid of spoiled 24 year old. She comes with many accessories including:
Child of her own (under a year old)
30+ cats
2 dogs
Guinea Pig
Clothes
A big chip on her shoulder

This 24 year old is educated but very lazy. She will require constant pampering, will not take care of her child or animals, and has a drinking problem. She will also not contribute financially in any part.

If you have the time and patience for a spoiled baby with a baby, please take her off of her parents hands. They would gladly appreciate it.


Disclaimer: This is not an actual offer. This a joke (Or is it?). Posted by brother on behalf of parents.
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